Noddy's Soap-box

I hail from South Wales (Bont, NOT Hendy, y'hear?!)
I've almost certainly got CDO (see what I did there?).
I've definitely got amongst the most volatile tempers ever.
Proud owner of the finest pelt seen since the wolves left Britain.
Call me Rhodz (but don't), Rhodders, Dai, Chubbs, Chewie, Noddy, Grizzly, Lard-Arse, Baldy, Country Bumpkin, Farm Boy or even Rhodri. Or anything else that takes your fancy, actually. Ten points if you manage to offend me.