Noddy's Soap-box
I've almost certainly got CDO (see what I did there?).
I've definitely got amongst the most volatile tempers ever.
Proud owner of the finest pelt seen since the wolves left Britain.
Call me Rhodz (but don't), Rhodders, Dai, Chubbs, Chewie, Noddy, Grizzly, Lard-Arse, Baldy, Country Bumpkin, Farm Boy or even Rhodri. Or anything else that takes your fancy, actually. Ten points if you manage to offend me.
Feel like a god.
And I’m now about to settle down to an omnibus of Eddie Stobart: Trucks & Trailers.
Bliss.
Germaine Greer deserves to be punched in the arse of a face she has.
Socially Awkward Penguin
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Schrute
A night in Tunisia
Dizzy Gillespie and his Big Band
Surely puffing-out your cheeks to that extent risks ear-damage? That’s what I’VE been told anyway, and I’m a tuba player - we HAVE to puff for some notes…
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I can.
